March 2012
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Reblog this if you love Patrick Stump.
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February 2012
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“We’ve worked really, really hard to dumb it down, but quite frankly this is the...”
– This Shit Matters: Google’s New Privacy Policy, Straight Talk Edition by Miles Lothe for Slacktory (via slacktory
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phiLOLZophy: The Different Ways to Never Make Me... →
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Demonstrate feigned hyper-masculinity. During the small period of time when I thought it would be a good idea to meet guys on Match, I went out with what I believed based on chats and talks was a gentlemanly, traditional-but-not-in-the-misogynist-way bro. What I got instead picked me up in a…
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phiLOLZophy: Other Laws Virginia Might Want to... →
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Before putting on a condom you must apologize out loud to your sperm.
After making a haircut appointment you must wait a mandatory minimum ten day period during which you are required to ask at least a half dozen judgmental older females how you would look with your new haircut.
Before…
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"I Will Return" by Pablo Neruda
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Some other time, man or woman, travler, later, when I am not alive, look here, look for me between stone and ocean, in the light storming through the foam. Look here, look for me, for here I will return, without saying a thing, without voice, without mouth, pure, here I will return to be the churning of the water, of its unbroken heart, here, I will be discovered and lost:...
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